Bawsey Cat

you don’t have to love me / you don’t  even have to like me / but you will respect me / you know why? / cuz I’m a bawse!

you don’t have to love me / you don’t ¬†even have to like me / but you will respect me / you know why? / cuz I’m a bawse!

I have spent a great deal of time on this piece. I call it “ruined chair.” It is one of my finer works. As you can tell, I am quite proud.

I have spent a great deal of time on this piece. I call it “ruined chair.” It is one of my finer works. As you can tell, I am quite proud.

Not to fear. I may be inactive for a while while the big cats are on ‘vacation,’ but I’m still running the show. I’ll be in touch.

Not to fear. I may be inactive for a while while the big cats are on ‘vacation,’ but I’m still running the show. I’ll be in touch.

Who is this handsome quarterback? I wonder if he is available.

Who is this handsome quarterback? I wonder if he is available.

Wait. Did you say it’s Friday? This means you’ll be home for the next two days. Awesome.

Wait. Did you say it’s Friday? This means you’ll be home for the next two days. Awesome.

First trip thru Breezewood, America’s rest stop.

First trip thru Breezewood, America’s rest stop.

What? Ohhhh, you were trying to read this. Ha. Sorry.

What? Ohhhh, you were trying to read this. Ha. Sorry.

Tonight’s workload is to learn about Exxon’s handling of the Valdez oil spill an assess the crisis response. Good luck with that, human.

Tonight’s workload is to learn about Exxon’s handling of the Valdez oil spill an assess the crisis response. Good luck with that, human.

Humans are leaving, I can tell by the suitcases. They also seem to feel bad. I am trying to make them feel worse, but don’t be fooled, when they leave I party. Remember when I drank that case of Bud Light? Yeah, redux!

Just double checking but you do know that this ‘toy’ only works when the batteries have some juice in them, right? So stop taking pictures and buy some new freaking batteries!

Just double checking but you do know that this ‘toy’ only works when the batteries have some juice in them, right? So stop taking pictures and buy some new freaking batteries!