First trip thru Breezewood, America’s rest stop.
What? Ohhhh, you were trying to read this. Ha. Sorry.
Tonight’s workload is to learn about Exxon’s handling of the Valdez oil spill an assess the crisis response. Good luck with that, human.
Humans are leaving, I can tell by the suitcases. They also seem to feel bad. I am trying to make them feel worse, but don’t be fooled, when they leave I party. Remember when I drank that case of Bud Light? Yeah, redux!
Just double checking but you do know that this ‘toy’ only works when the batteries have some juice in them, right? So stop taking pictures and buy some new freaking batteries!
Y’all thought I was done. But don’t worry, I was on a staycation for a few weeks. I’M BACK.
Look into my eyes and repeat after me. Every day is World Cat Day, not just August 8.
What? Oh, come on. Give me a little more credit than that. I am actually more interested in eating the box than the cupcakes. I’m on a sweets-free diet, so I can’t really indulge in cupcakes.
Shhhh. Don’t. Be. Alarmed. But this human is on top of my legs. And I cannot wiggle free.
Pretty hectic in Egypt these days, so it doesn’t look like the Humans are going to be able to take me to see my twin, the Sphinx. This is the next best thing. You’re welcome, Internet.